SuperPoo in "Don't sianzzz me!"

Characters: SuperPoo, Ling ling, meow, Perry, JG, Brinks, Jade and some random guy…


As usual SuperPoo was flying…or maybe in this case, being flushed… but the main point is to search for people/ tupids in distressed.

Meanwhile, in a place not far away from where SuperPoo is, a smell so similar to Poos was discharged…
*Puuufffttt* Meow twisted around in her chair.

Meow:*thoughts* bloody ****, must have eaten a rotten monkey’s brain just now… can’t go to toilet now…darn UT…

Puuuffffttt…. *long pause*puusssst…po,bu,bo,pu (like machine gun)… *continues for the rest of the UT*

Random fessy: *covering his nose with hands* after suffering, emotionally, mentally, physically and smell-cally… I’m GLAD to announce UT is over!!

Meow immediately rushed to the toilet…she left behind a trail of green fur balls…

*KI-KA-BOOM* green/dark yellow mushroom cloud appeared above the cubicle where meow went in.

Meow: Wa…sia la… like waterfall cum nuclear bomb together sia…
She flushes toilet and comes out.

Meow: *sneezes* sia la… gonna be sick liao… No, must think positive, it’s someone thinking of me *wipes nose with hand*

Then she washes her hand (Eewwuuu) and left.

Meanwhile, SuperPoo was swooshing in the sewage. Then suddenly… something AWFUL whizzes past him, missing him by a few inches, before whizzing to another pipe that leads to SOMEWHERE horrible.

SuperPoo: Wa seh… that’s a nasty piece of sh*t. someone must be in danger!

SuperPoo used his powers and travel against the flow, to reach the destination where that nasty thing came from.

It was getting darker and darker as he swam further into the pipe. Then, he reached it. No flow of water, just very peaceful. He saw a line of light at the end. SuperPoo reached towards the light, and felt something hard; he gave a push and the small line of light burst all around him.

It was a cubicle…

SuperPoo dragged itself out of the toilet bowl, since it is quite small in size and there was no one there to help him.

SuperPoo: Hmm…nice place.
Then he remembered his mission. He looked around and saw a trail of fur balls. He followed it.

All the corridors of the place were brightly lit, but the fur ball trail ends at the door that darkness looms… SuperPoo gulps and opened the door.

The room was filled with… ZOMBIES…

Ling Ling was trying to hang herself with a piece of loose wire from the ceiling.
Ling ling: can’t…reach…wire… Grrrr….

Perry (hitting her head against the wall): DIE!! DIE!! Why can’t I die when I want to? Grrr…

JG*hi…*: I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE…ARUGHH… (Unplug laptop and throws it out of the window)

[Random person downstairs: OUCH…@#$%^&*(+*{:”… OOOooooo, laptop… heehee]

JG: I want to bite someone…
*looks around, all are mentally, emotionally and physically unable to withstand the bite*
JG: heck ah… *bites table*

Meow (at the corner of the room*自闭*, blabbing to herself): turn it off…turn it off…*shakes head violently*



SuperPoo decides to stay and help them out. He check all their laptops (those that wasn’t thrown out of the window…yet)

SuperPoo realizes something similarity between all of them…
They like teletubies。
Teletubies wallpaper, Teletubies games, bookmarked the teletubies site…
SuperPoo: Teletubies?

Meow(still at the corner):Not…teletubies… something more… EVIL…

SuperPoo checked the laptops again and found out… those affected were on msn, and they all had one similar conversation with ONE person. Not affected were either appearing offline or wasn’t replying to that person’s message (heng sia…)

SuperPoo: Brinks?
Meow, Ling ling, Perry, JG: AHHH…
Meow: read…closely… See… content…

SuperPoo discovered that all conversation with brinks starts and ends like this…

Brinks: Ahlo OR halo*not the game* OR ello OR ah lo ha (nah… the last one was made up by me…hahax)

Victim: hi. OR mushimushi. (made up by me AGAIN… :p)

Brinks: “wa… my lesson very sian” OR “I veri sianzz” OR “what you doing now? I veri sianzz” (Hence the title of this story, Don’t “sianzz” me…)

Victim: haha.

Brinks: (goes on to tell the victims his “OMG! THAT’S SO TRAGIC~” life story, peppering up with “hahax” and “lolx” all the way…)

Notice the full stops at the end of the sentence every time the victims wrote/spoke?
Which teens/tweenies/young adults use full stops in MSN!?!
It means go away… short n sweet… OR that person wants to become an English t’cher.

ANYWAY…

SuperPoo(after reading): that was…okay

Meow, Ling ling, Perry, JG: “OKAY!?!?” @#%^&*(-=^$%:>+[?;
Ling tries to jump higher…
Perry tries to hit harder…
Meow curls into the corner further and hisses at Poo…
JG just left the room… (Biting “harder” requires strength that I do not possess, haha)

SP: what? *innocent*
Ling ling: *in a scary tone* try receiving this type of message EVERYDAY… for the REST of YOUR LIFE!!
SP: *shudders* ok…ya. I got your point.

SuperPoo: *puts on spects* Allow ME, Mr.SuperPoo, to give you some tips on avoiding brinks
1.Don’t use computer la…
2.Don’t go online la…
3.Don’t use msn la…
4.Don’t appear online la…
5.Block Brinks la…*Duh…*

Meow, Perry, Ling ling, JG: WAH, impressive sia…佩服…佩服


*A day later…*

(MSN)Jade*a mutual friend from the same school as Brinks*: :O Brinks is on-ing the his computer…
Perry: (MSN to Jade) Oh no!
(to the class) Mayday!*not the band…* Brinks! Coming online!
Ling ling, Meow, JG: :O

Meow, JG and Perry starts to run in circles*like the atoms…* frantically…
Ling ling joined in *DUH…*

Jade(msn): signing in…
Perry: (repeats what jade said)
Ling ling: AHHHH….

Suddenly, while running in circles… Ling ling tripped over the wires… that provide electricity to all the laptops…
And *poof*, all laptops went off…
Everyone stop running in circles, stared at Ling ling who was on the floor, notice the laptops....
and started cheering!




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let's pour the love at 6/18/2007 08:46:00 am