interesting article by xia xue on how to tell if some1 had nose job...
Here's how to tell, especially if it's bad surgery:
Tapering of nose
This is for people who have narrowed their tips... Notice how the tip looks smaller than the middle section, or the same size - highly unnatural.
Ridiculous looking bridge:
Unfortunately for Asian people with nasal implants, their flat faces, especially when viewed from the side, does not match a highly increased nose bridge very well.When you can see that the nose clearly starts higher up (ie at brows level) than it normally should, the person has an implant almost for sure.
Weird shadows
Perhaps the most tell-tale sign of all is the way shadows fall on the nose. Now, an implant, when viewed cross-sectioned, is like a less curved semi-circle.
Therefore, when the implant ends (at the side of the nose), there is a tiny groove before it meets the natural bone of the person.
As such, the skin covering the sides of the nose is not entirely smooth but would have a grooved line along the side edges of the implant.
This causes a very definitive shadow that runs along the length of the nose... It would be bright at the very top where the light hits, then suddenly turn darker, whereas on a natural nose the shadows are gradual (as I shaded for you guys) because the normal nose is rounder.
Triangular nostils and "stiff" alar:
In the case of alar reduction, nostrils are triangular and have a very "pinched" look, whereas a normal nose is almost never this shape and would be roundish.
As I mentioned before, Alar reduction involves cutting off flesh from the sides of the nose (where the nose joins the face) and sewing it up again. While this procedure does ensure the nose is narrower and less bulbous, too much of the alar cut off also sacrifices the natural curvature of the alar, causing it to look very straight and stiff.
Characters: SuperPoo, Ling ling, meow, Perry, JG, Brinks, Jade and some random guy…
As usual SuperPoo was flying…or maybe in this case, being flushed… but the main point is to search for people/ tupids in distressed.
Meanwhile, in a place not far away from where SuperPoo is, a smell so similar to Poos was discharged… *Puuufffttt* Meow twisted around in her chair.
Meow:*thoughts* bloody ****, must have eaten a rotten monkey’s brain just now… can’t go to toilet now…darn UT…
Puuuffffttt…. *long pause*puusssst…po,bu,bo,pu (like machine gun)… *continues for the rest of the UT*
Random fessy: *covering his nose with hands* after suffering, emotionally, mentally, physically and smell-cally… I’m GLAD to announce UT is over!!
Meow immediately rushed to the toilet…she left behind a trail of green fur balls…
*KI-KA-BOOM* green/dark yellow mushroom cloud appeared above the cubicle where meow went in.
Meow: Wa…sia la… like waterfall cum nuclear bomb together sia… She flushes toilet and comes out.
Meow: *sneezes* sia la… gonna be sick liao… No, must think positive, it’s someone thinking of me *wipes nose with hand*
Then she washes her hand (Eewwuuu) and left.
Meanwhile, SuperPoo was swooshing in the sewage. Then suddenly… something AWFUL whizzes past him, missing him by a few inches, before whizzing to another pipe that leads to SOMEWHERE horrible.
SuperPoo: Wa seh… that’s a nasty piece of sh*t. someone must be in danger!
SuperPoo used his powers and travel against the flow, to reach the destination where that nasty thing came from.
It was getting darker and darker as he swam further into the pipe. Then, he reached it. No flow of water, just very peaceful. He saw a line of light at the end. SuperPoo reached towards the light, and felt something hard; he gave a push and the small line of light burst all around him.
It was a cubicle…
SuperPoo dragged itself out of the toilet bowl, since it is quite small in size and there was no one there to help him.
SuperPoo: Hmm…nice place. Then he remembered his mission. He looked around and saw a trail of fur balls. He followed it.
All the corridors of the place were brightly lit, but the fur ball trail ends at the door that darkness looms… SuperPoo gulps and opened the door.
The room was filled with… ZOMBIES…
Ling Ling was trying to hang herself with a piece of loose wire from the ceiling. Ling ling: can’t…reach…wire… Grrrr….
Perry (hitting her head against the wall): DIE!! DIE!! Why can’t I die when I want to? Grrr…
JG*hi…*: I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE…ARUGHH… (Unplug laptop and throws it out of the window)
[Random person downstairs: OUCH…@#$%^&*(+*{:”… OOOooooo, laptop… heehee]
JG: I want to bite someone… *looks around, all are mentally, emotionally and physically unable to withstand the bite* JG: heck ah… *bites table*
Meow (at the corner of the room*自闭*, blabbing to herself): turn it off…turn it off…*shakes head violently*
SuperPoo decides to stay and help them out. He check all their laptops (those that wasn’t thrown out of the window…yet)
SuperPoo realizes something similarity between all of them… They like teletubies。 Teletubies wallpaper, Teletubies games, bookmarked the teletubies site… SuperPoo: Teletubies?
Meow(still at the corner):Not…teletubies… something more… EVIL…
SuperPoo checked the laptops again and found out… those affected were on msn, and they all had one similar conversation with ONE person. Not affected were either appearing offline or wasn’t replying to that person’s message (heng sia…)
SuperPoo discovered that all conversation with brinks starts and ends like this…
Brinks: Ahlo OR halo*not the game* OR ello OR ah lo ha (nah… the last one was made up by me…hahax)
Victim: hi.OR mushimushi. (made up by me AGAIN… :p)
Brinks: “wa… my lesson very sian” OR “I veri sianzz” OR “what you doing now? I veri sianzz” (Hence the title of this story, Don’t “sianzz” me…)
Victim: haha.
Brinks: (goes on to tell the victims his “OMG! THAT’S SO TRAGIC~” life story, peppering up with “hahax” and “lolx” all the way…)
Notice the full stops at the end of the sentence every time the victims wrote/spoke? Which teens/tweenies/young adults use full stops in MSN!?! It means go away… short n sweet… OR that person wants to become an English t’cher.
ANYWAY…
SuperPoo(after reading): that was…okay
Meow, Ling ling, Perry, JG: “OKAY!?!?” @#%^&*(-=^$%:>+[?; Ling tries to jump higher… Perry tries to hit harder… Meow curls into the corner further and hisses at Poo… JG just left the room… (Biting “harder” requires strength that I do not possess, haha)
SP: what? *innocent* Ling ling: *in a scary tone* try receiving this type of message EVERYDAY… for the REST of YOUR LIFE!! SP: *shudders* ok…ya. I got your point.
SuperPoo: *puts on spects* Allow ME, Mr.SuperPoo, to give you some tips on avoiding brinks 1.Don’t use computer la… 2.Don’t go online la… 3.Don’t use msn la… 4.Don’t appear online la… 5.Block Brinks la…*Duh…*
(MSN)Jade*a mutual friend from the same school as Brinks*: :O Brinks is on-ing the his computer… Perry: (MSN to Jade) Oh no! (to the class) Mayday!*not the band…* Brinks! Coming online! Ling ling, Meow, JG::O
Meow, JG and Perry starts to run in circles*like the atoms…* frantically… Ling ling joined in *DUH…*
Suddenly, while running in circles… Ling ling tripped over the wires… that provide electricity to all the laptops… And *poof*, all laptops went off… Everyone stop running in circles, stared at Ling ling who was on the floor, notice the laptops.... and started cheering!
@COPYRIGHTED@-JG let's pour the love at 6/18/2007 08:46:00 am
Friday, June 15, 2007
H@pPy Bd@3, M30w!
Happy Birthday to U~
SuperPoop-ie loves U~
Happy Birthday to U-ooo~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUU!!
SuperPoo: want a kiss? i don't mind...
-JG
let's pour the love at 6/15/2007 11:22:00 am
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Men in white...
Please cancel that movie(men in white) off your must-see list... if u have one... bcuz a lot of ppl have give that movie a VERY bad review, so... save the money for HARRY POTTER movie!! haha
edited the color of the JJ post...cuz we just cant see the bloody words...SOME people have no colour sense lolx... let's pour the love at 6/13/2007 08:18:00 pm
Thursday, June 07, 2007
JJ fans
News for all JJ fans... for those who want to listen to his new song, 'zi you bu bian' which is the opening song for the cartoon movie, you can choose the song posted by the person named oscar woon in IMEEM. The song quality posted by him/her is good and clear... =)
Strawberry
let's pour the love at 6/07/2007 12:35:00 am
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Bowling for soup
It's a pop/rock(even though they claim they are Punk Rock...wadeverr...) band... Their song 1985 was used in one of the Campus Superstar ad... (tt's how I found the song)
Rock band? chey... got soo many rock bands out there... What's so special about them...
They said they wanna put comedy into rock music, which they did... in their lyrics and mtv... and their band name (bowling for soup? weird n funny in a twisted way...)
their lyrics took a dig at alot of famous people, music very catchy n rock
the voice of the lead singer is very different from the other lead singers of other bands...and i liked it... haha
1985:
Enjoy! -JG let's pour the love at 6/05/2007 10:45:00 am
Movieeesss
Zodiac(not the Astronomy sign laaa...)
What is it: murder named zodiac, based on a true story that happened in 1960s-1970s, the killer was never caught.
Plot: A serial killer in the San Francisco Bay Area taunts police with his letters and cryptic messages. We follow the investigators and reporters in this lightly fictionalized account of the true 1970's case as they search for the murderer, becoming obsessed with the case. Based on Robert Graysmith's book, the movie's focus is the lives and careers of the detectives and newspaper people.
Men in White What is it: Singaporean ghost film (comedy plus alittle bit of horror)
Plot:Being a human in Singapore is tough. Being a ghost is even tougher, and five ordinary Singaporeans are about to find that out. A rollicking horror-comedy from top Singapore horror film director Kelvin Tong, "Men In White" takes on the scary from a completely new and hilarious angle. Revolving around five cowardly and clueless Singaporean ghosts - a badminton player (Shaun Chen), a gangster girl (Ling Lee), a housewife (Alice Lim) and two hip-hop rappers (Ben Yeung & Xavier Teo), Men In White tells of their misadventures as they stumble through the bizarre rules of ghost-hood. Trouble arrives in the form of a photographer ghost (David Aw) who joins our motley crew of undead and instigates them to wreak havoc on unsuspecting humans. The living fight back and our ghosts find themselves on the run, embarking unwittingly on a hilarious quest to strike fear into hearts of Singaporeans - a tribe more afraid of losing, failing and breaking rules than ghosts.
starring: singaporeans... no famous names we know of though...
What is it: killer on the loose, but with an awesome/surprising twist at the end...
Plot: When a young woman is found murdered, a group of local high school students decide to further scare their classmates by spreading online rumors that a serial killer called "The Wolf" is on the loose. By describing "The Wolf's" next victims, the students' game is to see how many people they can convince - and if anyone will uncover the lie. But when the described victims actually do start turning up dead, suddenly no one knows where the lies end and the truth begins. As someone or something begins hunting the students themselves, the game turns terrifyingly real
Starring: Jon Bon Jovi (rocker of rock band Bon Jovi), Jared Padalecki (the guy who plays the younger brother in the Supernatural series)
Release dates: somewhere in 2006 ( means go n get the vcd...) rated PG or unrated
let us revise our physics: work done= force x perpendicular distance.
group photo...
actually we not happy with each other for very long... now is the time for us to settle our scores... muahaha...
*other photos upload another time or can go meow's blog to view..
strawberry
let's pour the love at 6/02/2007 11:01:00 pm
Maple
finally the patch is working... my character at Japan, infront of a shop... ^ ^
strawberry..
let's pour the love at 6/02/2007 10:39:00 pm
Look out for these movies!!
Evan Almighty
What is it: Brue almighty 2... no Bruce this time, but Evan (that guy who was being tormented Bruce onscreen)
Plot: The last time we saw Evan Baxter (Steve Carell), he was being tormented by rival Bruce Nolan onscreen, live from their Buffalo TV station. But as time passed and Evan has made up with Bruce, he's gone onto bigger and better things. Newly elected to Washington D.C. as a congressman, Evan has left Buffalo, New York in pursuit of a greater calling. But that calling isn't serving in the illustrious ranks of America's politics, but being summoned by the Almighty himself (Morgan Freeman), who has handed Evan the task of building a new ark, much as Noah did before. With time passing by and his family belittled by Evan's newfound realization, Evan will have to do the work that God has given him in what promises to be an unusual adventure for a man who just wanted to serve his country, might actually be serving humanity
Starring: Steve Carell ( 40 year old virgin, little miss sunshine)
plot:Eagle vs Shark is the tale of two socially awkward misfits and the strange ways they try to find love; through revenge on high-school bullies, burgers, and video games.
starring: no famous stars that we know of...
release dates:3 May2007 (New Zealand Film Festival), rated M18... so wait for the VCDs!!!
this song is created in sec 1, by me and jingui. lol... original song title: bla bla black sheep. edited version: bla bla black sheep jingui have some wool, yes sir yes sir jingui have some wool. one for me and one for you. one for kanasai and one for kanasai. (people involved in song: jingui, kana and me)
editor: Strawberry let's pour the love at 6/01/2007 10:47:00 am
大便超人 or SuperPoo
大便超人 or SuperPoo
Characters: Perry, Meow, Ling ling and our one and only SuperPoo
One day after their badminton CCA, perry, meow and ling ling came back from the toilet and they were about to pack their bags to go home.
Then, suddenly ling ling shouted in her high-pitched voice:
“OMG! Where’s our badminton rackets? :O ”
Meow: *lazyily* yea…*scratchs butt* where is…*ZzZz…*
Perry: (finishes meow sentence) Racket!
Ling ling & Perry: HELP! HELP! *runs around frantically, occasionally stepped on meow who is lying on the floor*
All of the sudden… something wicked, err…I mean SMELLY this way comes…
Meow(WAKE AWAKE):*sniff sniff* what the *** is that smell? (Coughs out fur balls)
Ling ling & Perry:eeewwwuuu…. yucks…
*SuperPoo’s theme song starts to play*
SP: YESH. It is I, SUPERPOO to tupids rescue!!
Ling ling, Perry & meow: *tries not to faint on the spot*
Ling ling took out her medicated oil and starts rubbing her nose with it.
Perry took out her Berry masks
Meow took her fur balls and made a scarf.
(She made another one for Ling ling since she had extra :p)
ANYWAY…
Meow*muffed voice*: How do we know if you are the real Poo? If u r, then u will be able to find our terribly frighten rackets in this HORRIBLE place.
Superpoo: I feel SOOO insulted that u doubt the POO, but as a magnanimous Poo, I forgive you.
Superpoo: *Singaporean style* Nah, your racket…
(Superpoo hands them their racket)
Meow: Eeeee… it is all full of… sh*t…*pushed the rackets away*
SuperPoo: TSK! U all hor… very troublesome leh…
SP reaches behind and took out… his cape, and cleans the rackets…
SuperPoo*abit annoyed*: NAH… take it or leave it.
The 3 of them reluctantly took their rackets.
SuperPoo*smiles*: Okay, mission accomplished. Got ta go.*flies off*
Meow examines her racket before realizing something…
Meow*shouts*: EHHH…. YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!!
After a few seconds later, meow felt something warm on her forehead. Then she heard…
“No, I didn’t….”
Meow: :!@#$%^&*(+=-)[“;*&^%
And once again, the day is saved thanks to SUPERPOO!
editors note: SuperPoo's first story... got this inspiration from meryl and hwee minag...
guess who's ling ling,Perry and meow? hahax...
@COPYRIGHTED!@ -JG
let's pour the love at 6/01/2007 10:13:00 am
Family Photo_*]
As we go on
we remember
all the times we
had together
and as our lives change
come whatever
we will still be
FRIENDS FOREVER
Schools:
*Singapore Poly
*Republic Poly
*Nanyang Poly
*Ngee Ann Poly
*Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts
*Modern Montessori International
*Serangoon Junior College
Favourites:
-animals
-reading books and comics such as SD, POT, OHSHC, FMA, DN
-playing computer games such as Ragnarok, Maple, Audition, CS, the sims 1 & 2
-tigger
-lollipop
-shopping
-chocolates
-watching animes
-drawing
-sports such as badminton, swimming, roller-skating, cycling
-Shin Chan
-Spongebob square pants
-watching movies such as POTC, Spiderman, Harry Potter, Death note
Fav Singers:
-Avril lavigne
-Ayumi
-BoA
-B.l.u.e.
-Jay chou
-JJ
-Kelly clarkson
-S.H.E.
-Sun yan zi
-Nickelback
-Zhang shao han
-And lots more...
Perhaps the most tell-tale sign of all is the way shadows fall on the nose. Now, an implant, when viewed cross-sectioned, is like a less curved semi-circle.
group photo... 
actually we not happy with each other for very long... now is the time for us to settle our scores... muahaha... 
What is it: Brue almighty 2... no Bruce this time, but Evan (that guy who was being tormented Bruce onscreen)
What is it: comdey, featured in film fests...
