大便超人 or SuperPoo
Characters: Perry, Meow, Ling ling and our one and only SuperPoo
One day after their badminton CCA, perry, meow and ling ling came back from the toilet and they were about to pack their bags to go home.
Then, suddenly ling ling shouted in her high-pitched voice:
“OMG! Where’s our badminton rackets? :O ”
Meow: *lazyily* yea…*scratchs butt* where is…*ZzZz…*
Perry: (finishes meow sentence) Racket!
Ling ling & Perry: HELP! HELP! *runs around frantically, occasionally stepped on meow who is lying on the floor*
All of the sudden… something wicked, err…I mean SMELLY this way comes…
Meow(WAKE AWAKE):*sniff sniff* what the *** is that smell? (Coughs out fur balls)
Ling ling & Perry: eeewwwuuu…. yucks…
*SuperPoo’s theme song starts to play*
SP: YESH. It is I, SUPERPOO to tupids rescue!!
Ling ling, Perry & meow: *tries not to faint on the spot*
Ling ling took out her medicated oil and starts rubbing her nose with it.
Perry took out her
Meow took her fur balls and made a scarf.
(She made another one for Ling ling since she had extra :p)
ANYWAY…
Meow*muffed voice*: How do we know if you are the real Poo? If u r, then u will be able to find our terribly frighten rackets in this HORRIBLE place.
Superpoo: I feel SOOO insulted that u doubt the POO, but as a magnanimous Poo, I forgive you.
Superpoo: *Singaporean style* Nah, your racket…
(Superpoo hands them their racket)
Meow: Eeeee… it is all full of… sh*t…*pushed the rackets away*
SuperPoo: TSK! U all hor… very troublesome leh…
SP reaches behind and took out… his cape, and cleans the rackets…
SuperPoo*abit annoyed*: NAH… take it or leave it.
The 3 of them reluctantly took their rackets.
SuperPoo*smiles*: Okay, mission accomplished. Got ta go.*flies off*
Meow examines her racket before realizing something…
Meow*shouts*: EHHH…. YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!!
After a few seconds later, meow felt something warm on her forehead. Then she heard…
“No, I didn’t….”
Meow: :!@#$%^&*(+=-)[“;*&^%
